What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?