What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the cow go to outer space?