Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Bears love exotic cars.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the horse so happy?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What shape has a knighthood?