Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do baby apes sleep?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is the color of the wind?