What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?