To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?