To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?