What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does a cat go to sleep on?