Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is summer always sad?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?