Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which family member is always relieved?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?