Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How does a witch play loud music?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?