Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What animal loves a baseball game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do British people and golfers have in common?