Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?