Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A book just fell on my head.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?