Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you prevent a summer cold?