Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
When do mice play every day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?