Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What condiment has wings?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?