What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of dog loves to eat?