What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are skeletons always hungry?