Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?