Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?