What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the frog starve?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!