What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which cats have the best manners?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?