How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do math teachers love hiking?