How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
Why is summer always sad?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you know bees have allergies?