What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What fish only swims at night?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call siblings who love math?
When should you start writing a book?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?