What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you drive a man crazy?