What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
War stars.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?