What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do elves learn in school?
Which insect is the smartest?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?