Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you do when two snails fight?
I broke my finger!
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What country has the most fish?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do surfers go to school?