Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What school subject really rocks?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?