What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the bud so shy?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?