What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why is golf harder than baseball?