Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What animal has the most fun?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What was the first animal in space?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?