Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?