What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Shoutout to my grandma!