Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What bee is good for your health?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?