I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the politest month?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What car does Yoda® drive?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?