I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What is the most adorable season?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?