What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?