What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?