Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the sick chicken say?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What animal knows kung fu?