Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you make a bandstand?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?