Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?