Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which fly makes films?