Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
If you need help building an ark...
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?