Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the turkey cross the road?