Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the toad die?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?