What do you call a retired cowboy?
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What's a dog's favorite book?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who do camels find most inspiring?