Why do sleep therapists love their work?
It's their dream job.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?