What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?