What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What sport is always getting in trouble?