Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?