Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?