How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?