How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do fish use for glasses?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?