Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is summer always sad?