Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
How are teens like cats?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What do cows say on NYE?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?