What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which cats have the best manners?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?