Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.