My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?