What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
