What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?