Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How was the wedding?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the foal cough?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
