What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why don't fish play basketball?