What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do two skunks argue?