What is the coolest country?
Iceland.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do trees wear to the lake?