Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the spider so smart?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?