Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?