Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
When do cows get tired?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which cats love to be petted?
What cartoon character loves insects?