What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are computers so good at golf?
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