What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?