Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?