Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do cats wear to work?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What animals love to close envelopes?