How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?