How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the sick chicken say?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the politest month?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?