What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
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What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?