What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What type of birds stay together forever?