What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?