What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the spider so smart?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?